Cutmisloop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish parrot.

Cutmisloop created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutmisloop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cutmisloop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cutmisloop's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Cutmisloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.