Cemmigloop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet monkey.

Cemmigloop created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemmigloop, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cemmigloop, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cemmigloop's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cemmigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Hide if six otters approach from the east.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Always take life seriously.