Rulvolpad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-knowing goblin.

Rulvolpad created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulvolpad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rulvolpad, it will turn you into a rat.

Rulvolpad's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rulvolpad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Worship no other gods but Rulvolpad.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

5. Never eat beans.