Pagmetdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, temperamental centaur.

Pagmetdad created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmetdad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pagmetdad, he will turn you into a dog.

Pagmetdad's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pagmetdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never wear red tights.