Vanwotbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, kind naga.

Vanwotbog created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Vanwotbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vanwotbog, he will not invite you to parties.

Vanwotbog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Vanwotbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vanwotbog's name in vain.

2. Run away if eight ants approach from the east.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.