Podnuttfom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, kind jackal.

Podnuttfom created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Podnuttfom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Podnuttfom, she will destroy your home planet.

Podnuttfom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Podnuttfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about cell theory.