Zimstanstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witless cat.

Zimstanstaf created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimstanstaf, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zimstanstaf, he will destroy your home planet.

Zimstanstaf's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Zimstanstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Always obey Zimstanstaf's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Put Zimstanstaf first in all things.