Sompittom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying goat.

Sompittom created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Sompittom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sompittom, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sompittom's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sompittom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near seals while wearing orange boots and balancing five silver spheres on your back.