Satarfduss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, stupid hyena.

Satarfduss created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Satarfduss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Satarfduss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Satarfduss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Satarfduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about optics near moths while wearing indigo scarves and balancing four titanium spheres on your legs.

3. Satarfduss must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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