Negdudran is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, all-knowing dugong.

Negdudran created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negdudran, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Negdudran, he will cry a lot.

Negdudran's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Negdudran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six badgers in a large pit.

2. Never talk about gravity near otters while wearing black rings.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.