Fagdimken is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, competent crane.

Fagdimken created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Fagdimken, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagdimken, he will come to you in dreams.

Fagdimken's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fagdimken's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fagdimken.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.