Stafvolfeb is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust donkey.

Stafvolfeb created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafvolfeb, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stafvolfeb, he will curse you with boils.

Stafvolfeb's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stafvolfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear white trousers.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about otters.