Cabcussfeb is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart fish.

Cabcussfeb created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabcussfeb, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cabcussfeb, it will remove you from existence.

Cabcussfeb's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cabcussfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabcussfeb.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never think about spacetime near doves while wearing purple shoes and balancing five carbon spheres on your legs.

5. Do not listen to music.