Hatdadnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful hippopotamus.

Hatdadnurt created a bottom quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatdadnurt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hatdadnurt, it will turn you into a mole.

Hatdadnurt's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hatdadnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never sit near tapirs.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hatdadnurt.
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