Negteenwik is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty salamander.

Negteenwik created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Negteenwik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Negteenwik, it will make you grow a tail.

Negteenwik's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Negteenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear turquoise.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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