Bifmiplik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic dog.

Bifmiplik created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifmiplik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bifmiplik, she will strike you with lightening.

Bifmiplik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bifmiplik's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Bifmiplik loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
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