Pibstigqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent squirrel.

Pibstigqueeg created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibstigqueeg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pibstigqueeg, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pibstigqueeg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pibstigqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Pibstigqueeg loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never paint your arms mauve.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.