Homcepgess is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless duck.

Homcepgess created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homcepgess, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homcepgess, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Homcepgess' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Homcepgess' Holy Commandments

1. Put Homcepgess first in all things.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Always help snails.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.