Genhuglikcetsathattikhom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing ant.

Genhuglikcetsathattikhom created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Genhuglikcetsathattikhom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Genhuglikcetsathattikhom, she will turn you into a rat.

Genhuglikcetsathattikhom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Genhuglikcetsathattikhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Put Genhuglikcetsathattikhom first in all things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.