Litgepgess is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient scorpion.

Litgepgess created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Litgepgess, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litgepgess, he will turn you into a slug.

Litgepgess' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Litgepgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

3. Worship no other gods but Litgepgess.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.