Yimpaksad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awesome sheep.

Yimpaksad created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Yimpaksad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimpaksad, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yimpaksad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yimpaksad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Yimpaksad loves tortoises, so they must be respected.