Mutpidfag is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, witless
mouse.
Mutpidfag created everything that exists four million years ago.
If you believe in
Mutpidfag, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Mutpidfag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.
Mutpidfag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Mutpidfag's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Mutpidfag in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
5. Never eat green fruit.