Mutpidfag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless mouse.

Mutpidfag created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutpidfag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mutpidfag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mutpidfag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mutpidfag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Mutpidfag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Never eat green fruit.