Dodtigarf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying fly.

Dodtigarf created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtigarf, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodtigarf, it will turn you into a worm.

Dodtigarf's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dodtigarf's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry foxes.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dodtigarf on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.