Pakcensag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able owl.

Pakcensag created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Pakcensag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pakcensag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pakcensag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pakcensag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pakcensag.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.