Vaghitzim is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive seal.

Vaghitzim created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaghitzim, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vaghitzim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vaghitzim's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Vaghitzim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near goats while wearing brown trousers and balancing six silver spheres on your hands.