Sadzimnar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking bee.

Sadzimnar created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadzimnar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sadzimnar, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sadzimnar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sadzimnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Sadzimnar in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide if six hamsters approach from the west.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide from violet mites for they are unholy.