Sanbogjap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful mongoose.

Sanbogjap created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanbogjap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sanbogjap, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sanbogjap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sanbogjap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from cyan squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.