Inggamtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair badger.

Inggamtarg created snails nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Inggamtarg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Inggamtarg, he will turn you into a frog.

Inggamtarg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Inggamtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

2. Feed all hungry nematodes.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Pray towards the west.