Inggamtarg is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair
badger.
Inggamtarg created snails nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Inggamtarg, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Inggamtarg, he will turn you into a frog.
Inggamtarg's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Inggamtarg's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.
2. Feed all hungry nematodes.
3. Never think about quantum field theory.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Pray towards the west.