Davyakbass is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy mongoose.

Davyakbass created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davyakbass, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davyakbass, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Davyakbass' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Davyakbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. You must love Davyakbass.