Davyakbass is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy
mongoose.
Davyakbass created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Davyakbass, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Davyakbass, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Davyakbass' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Davyakbass' Holy Commandments1. Never mention snails.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not kill horses.
5. You must love Davyakbass.