Yokxucmil is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate capybara.

Yokxucmil created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokxucmil, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokxucmil, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yokxucmil's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yokxucmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never feed bread to mice while wearing pink shoes.