Bissarfcar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive walrus.

Bissarfcar created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissarfcar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bissarfcar, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bissarfcar's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bissarfcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.