Lancuttad is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, witless
wyrm.
Lancuttad created bats four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Lancuttad, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Lancuttad, he will strike you with lightening.
Lancuttad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Lancuttad's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat coconuts.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Always obey Lancuttad's priests.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.