Cungigjab is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty
warg.
Cungigjab created Asia two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cungigjab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Cungigjab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Cungigjab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Cungigjab's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. You must pray to Cungigjab eight times a day.
3. Never think about gravity near frogs while wearing orange shoes and balancing four silver spheres on your back.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not make images of living things.