Rullarmtag is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous
goblin.
Rullarmtag created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullarmtag, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Rullarmtag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Rullarmtag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Rullarmtag's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never feed cherries to bats while wearing black boots.
3. Great tits are not to be trusted.
4. Never look at dwarf planets.
5. Never write about enzymes.