Rullarmtag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous goblin.

Rullarmtag created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullarmtag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rullarmtag, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rullarmtag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Rullarmtag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never feed cherries to bats while wearing black boots.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never write about enzymes.