Ragartrip Ditkapduss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, pitiless wasp.

Ragartrip Ditkapduss created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragartrip Ditkapduss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ragartrip Ditkapduss, he will turn you into a mole.

Ragartrip Ditkapduss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Ragartrip Ditkapduss' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Run away if five aardvarks approach from the north.

4. You must pray to Ragartrip Ditkapduss three times a day.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.