Looparn is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent
swan.
Looparn created the cosmos four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Looparn, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Looparn, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Looparn's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Looparn's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never laugh in holy places.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.
5. Do not speak about aubergines.