Mifgundavhab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing dugong.

Mifgundavhab created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifgundavhab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mifgundavhab, she will strike you with lightening.

Mifgundavhab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mifgundavhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tapirs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Mifgundavhab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink alcohol.