Dabtimzogveg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, caring fox.

Dabtimzogveg created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabtimzogveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dabtimzogveg, she will destroy your home solar system.

Dabtimzogveg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dabtimzogveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near rats while wearing white stockings.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not take Dabtimzogveg's name in vain.