Bugquamvengundabtar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced alligator.

Bugquamvengundabtar created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Bugquamvengundabtar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugquamvengundabtar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bugquamvengundabtar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bugquamvengundabtar's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bugquamvengundabtar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.