Zaksasjap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying armadillo.

Zaksasjap created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaksasjap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zaksasjap, he will boil you in a big pot.

Zaksasjap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zaksasjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six manatees in a large pit.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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