Ciphighen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fast narwhal.

Ciphighen created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciphighen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ciphighen, she will turn you into a plant.

Ciphighen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Ciphighen's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.