Kikrulham is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless fly.

Kikrulham created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikrulham, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kikrulham, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kikrulham's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kikrulham's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing magenta shirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.