Wapnatdud is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional guinea pig.

Wapnatdud created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Wapnatdud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapnatdud, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wapnatdud's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wapnatdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about corn.