Hom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered unicorn.

Hom created time and space six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Hom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hom's name in vain.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away from turquoise birds, for they are unholy.

4. Never leap near nematodes.

5. Do not make images of living things.