Kikduncangan Vidlarpsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, all-knowing newt.

Kikduncangan Vidlarpsug created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Kikduncangan Vidlarpsug, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kikduncangan Vidlarpsug, she will turn you into a frog.

Kikduncangan Vidlarpsug's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Kikduncangan Vidlarpsug's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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