Cussdosscip Wadfombellcabzodvidmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving newt.

Cussdosscip Wadfombellcabzodvidmeg created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdosscip Wadfombellcabzodvidmeg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cussdosscip Wadfombellcabzodvidmeg, it will turn you into a tree.

Cussdosscip Wadfombellcabzodvidmeg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cussdosscip Wadfombellcabzodvidmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not take Cussdosscip Wadfombellcabzodvidmeg's name in vain.

3. Never mention capybaras.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Do not covet oxen.