Sagratcit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful dryad.

Sagratcit created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Sagratcit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagratcit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sagratcit's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sagratcit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Never hurt snakes.