Quagvilpanponbinsandnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, able skunk.

Quagvilpanponbinsandnurl created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagvilpanponbinsandnurl, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quagvilpanponbinsandnurl, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Quagvilpanponbinsandnurl's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quagvilpanponbinsandnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Quagvilpanponbinsandnurl's name in vain.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.
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