Tenvanquag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, egotistical mongoose.

Tenvanquag created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tenvanquag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tenvanquag, she will make you grow a tail.

Tenvanquag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tenvanquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never go into purple rooms.