Sakcutdogdunsintunciss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody ferret.

Sakcutdogdunsintunciss created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakcutdogdunsintunciss, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sakcutdogdunsintunciss, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sakcutdogdunsintunciss' most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Sakcutdogdunsintunciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray immersed in water.