Fabruttmob is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong fly.

Fabruttmob created dark energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabruttmob, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fabruttmob, he will cry a lot.

Fabruttmob's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Fabruttmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to horses while wearing green kilts.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing white trousers.
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