Milvogcib is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical wolf.

Milvogcib created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milvogcib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Milvogcib, she will boil you in a big pot.

Milvogcib's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Milvogcib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about dogs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.